Im ashamed to admit I once bought my wife a last-minute present from a petrol station. But at least it wasnt a windscreen wiper

I'm ashamed to admit I once bought my wife a last-minute present from a petrol station. But at least it wasn't a windscreen wiper | UPDATED: 23:54 GMT, 20 December 2012 This is the first festive season of my adult life when I can peer down my nose at most of my fellow men with a deliciously smug feeling of superiority. For with four whole days still to go until the 25th, I’ve already done all my Christmas shopping.