Bungling council officials paint double yellow lines in an alleyway which is too narrow to drive down

Bungling council officials paint double yellow lines in an alleyway which is too narrow to drive downContractors 'forgot how big cars were' and painted the linesThey were supposed to be part of clampdown to stop illegal parking in alleywaysSpace between lines measures just 13 inches By Anna Edwards PUBLISHED: 10:07 GMT, 16 April 2013 | UPDATED: 22:35 GMT, 16 April 2013 It would make a good racing track for model cars.

Tycoon accused of taking 300m from British investors faces freeze on assets after failing to build luxury homes

Tycoon accused of taking 300m from British investors faces freeze on assets after failing to build luxury homes Former bankrupt David Ames could be forced to stop trading this weekLegal papers will be lodged to freeze the assets of Harlequin PropertyCompany paid tennis star Pat Cash to appear in its promotional materialHarlequin Property failed to make interest payments to investors By Russell Myers and Sharon Churcher PUBLISHED: 22:00 GMT, 2 March 2013 | UPDATED: 02:01 GMT, 3 March 2013 David Ames is alleged to have collected millions of pounds for ambitious building projects in the Caribbean and Brazil A businessman accused of taking 300 million of British investors’ money – and failing to build thousands of luxury properties – could be forced to stop trading this week. Former bankrupt David Ames is alleged to have collected millions of pounds for ambitious building projects in the Caribbean and Brazil, but less than 300 properties have so far been built

Findus" lasagne has been "contaminated with horse meat since last summer"

Findus lasagnes have been 'contaminated with horse meat since last summer', leaked letter reveals as supermarkets clear YET MORE shelvesLasagne packs manufactured at plant in Metz by French company ComigelConcerns the horse meat contained drug bute – a known human health riskFirm 'was told last week that food had been contaminated since August' Top politicians say they will no longer eat processed beef after scandalComigel could face prosecution for supplying mis-labelled meat are likely to be non-conform and consequently the labelling on finished products is incorrect. The supplier has asked us to withdraw the raw material batches.' Findus could not be reached for comment on Mr Watson's claim. Downing Street described the incident as 'distasteful' but stressed there was no evidence of a health risk and urged consumers to follow the FSA advice

Findus admits frozen lasagne was made with 100% horsemeat and they don"t know for how long it has been on shelves

Findus lasagnes have been 'contaminated with horse meat since last summer', leaked letter reveals as supermarkets clear YET MORE shelvesLasagne packs manufactured at plant in Metz by French company ComigelConcerns the horse meat contained drug bute – a known human health riskFirm 'was told last week that food had been contaminated since August' Top politicians say they will no longer eat processed beef after scandalComigel could face prosecution for supplying mis-labelled meat are likely to be non-conform and consequently the labelling on finished products is incorrect. The supplier has asked us to withdraw the raw material batches.' Findus could not be reached for comment on Mr Watson's claim

"Frankenstein foods" a good thing? It"s all great GM lies

'Frankenstein food' a good thing It's all great GM lies | UPDATED: 23:44 GMT, 17 December 2012 There is no doubt that it was a declaration of the Government’s colours on genetically modified farming when Environment Secretary Owen Paterson rounded on critics of GM technology as ‘humbugs’ last week, and insisted GM food should be grown and sold widely in Britain. During the course of his ringing endorsement, he managed to spark outrage and alarm by claiming ‘there isn’t a single piece of meat being served [in a typical London restaurant] where a bullock hasn’t eaten some GM feed’

The day the Earth moved for Cosmic Ken: Forget the Mayan doomsday next Friday… Corrie actor Bill Roache predicted the end last WEDNESDAY

The day the Earth moved for Cosmic Ken: Forget the Mayan doomsday next Friday… Corrie actor Bill Roache predicted the end last WEDNESDAY | UPDATED: 22:45 GMT, 15 December 2012 Maybe the Moon is in the seventh house in Weatherfield

Teenagers "turned into criminals by sex texts": Increasing numbers being arrested with many ending up on sex offenders" register

Young teenagers 'turned into criminals by sex texts': Increasing numbers being arrested with many ending up on sex offenders' register Police fear that children as young as 13 are sending 'sex texts'Three police forces run counselling groups for children sending messages Expert says there is an 'increase in indecent images sent by young people' | UPDATED: 23:36 GMT, 11 December 2012 Explicit: Children as young as 13 are viewing naked images on their mobile phones or downloading explicit content, with many being placed on the sex offenders' register (stock image) A generation of young teenagers is at risk of being criminalised as increasing numbers are arrested over online sexual offences, police warned last night. More are being investigated for swapping naked images of each other on their mobiles and downloading sexual pictures of teenagers, with many put on the sex offenders’ register.

Look at my earrings! Impala"s unconventional accessorising using two birds instead of jewellery

Look at my earrings! Impala's unconventional accessorising using two birds instead of jewellery | UPDATED: 00:10 GMT, 10 December 2012 This impala is looking mighty proud showing off it’s unconventional ‘earrings’, in the shape of two oxpecker birds.

Turner Prize: Elizabeth Price announced as 2012 winner

Eighties pop star wins 25,000 Turner Prize for abstract video piece (beating beard-wearing nudist called Spartacus and sculptures shaped like human faeces) | UPDATED: 21:09 GMT, 3 December 2012 An eighties pop star has scooped this year’s Turner Prize – beating a nudist and a sculptor that makes models of human faeces. Elizabeth Price, 45, formerly of obscure pop group Talula Gosh, won the 25,000 accolade for her abstract film based on a fire tragedy